Are you discouraged from not getting any matches or responses from those cuties you're trying to get into bed with tonight? Not sure what you're doing wrong? Be it male or female, here are some sweet tips on how to stop being a loser and actually have some game for once.
Are you expecting prince charming to sweep you off your feet and propose to you at the foot of the Eiffel Tower? Are you secretly wishing to meet a perfect girl your parents would be beaming with pride when they meet her? Yeah no this isn't how online dating works. Remove every single aspect of self respect, set really minimal requirements. A good way to go about this is to just open up (pun intended) to every single person expressing a slight interest in you. This way, people would know that you are a simple being, not some extravagant dreamer. You would appear more down to Earth and not pretentious. Who could miss such a deal like you?
Is your profile filled with details about your preferences? Are you one of those people who shares way too much information about your personal life? STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
NEWS FLASH, NO ONE IS IMPRESSED. If we were, we would track you down one way or another. Face it, your ordinary life isn't that fantastic, you need a little "garnish" in it. Don't get me wrong, it isn't lying if you put up a fake profile, this is just another method of finding out who is the real dumbass here. If someone actually believes he or she is gonna go on a date with Channing Tatum is real idiot. It's never your fault, if they get mad at you just blame it on your insecurities (as if they exist you narcissistic champ! ) .
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Try your best to use your phone while at a meeting, eating, showering, pooping, before sleeping, after waking up or even better, use it at the midst of a date ! The last suggestion is by far the most effective. Why? Your date would be able to infer that you are such an open and honest individual, so accepting of others you wish to meet each and evert available desperate singles around! It's a given that it is a bonus if they leave, this means you can go ahead and just ask out that hottie you have been chatting with for the past 10min of the date ! Such a win-win situation no?
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