Have you been accused of "being superficial" but refuses to admit to it?
Have you been so sure that everyone else in the world is wrong and no one is good enough to call you ignorant?
This little survey here would aid you in decision making when you are on the fence about such a moral issue!
Advice on how to get girls bombard the internet everyday, it's almost as if that's the main purpose for males to exist (or females too). But I am here to preach the truth. Following this post are my top 3 techniques on sweeping any female off her feet, enjoy!
1. Putting up a front
Why would a woman go for a man who put on a facade and never show his true intentions? You are obviously missing the point of putting on your best. No one would ever pick the rotten apple at the market, hence you need to put up some false advertisement to lure others in!
Rule of thumb : Once you caught your prize with lies and deceit, she can never escape because she is always deluded with your once dreamy and charming self.
2. Being incredibly rude
"Nice guys finish last" , an overused quote with all the wrong intentions. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying being an utter asshole would be appealing to the opposite gender.
When was the last time you heard someone say " Oh my, I love being insulted and have someone disrespect me everyday!" Can't think of any? Obviously, because no one in their right mind does that you idiot.
But take note, this is reverse psychology (from tip stated above). When you're being rude to a girl, she would think that you are showing your true colours, hence she would realise that you are genuine about her!
3. Stress on her insecurities
Nothing says more that you're paying close attention to someone than picking on what they are the most vulnerable about.
That terrible complexion she has? The one where her acne resembles the craters on the moon? She is dying for you to notice it.
Remember : If she hated it, she would have done something about it.
For best results, try bringing all her deep dark secrets when she's on her period, that will make her respect your guts.
4. Buy her drinks
Buy her drinks.
Buy he all the drinks.
Buy her drinks even when she says stop.
Buy her drinks even when she has an allergy.
You won't seem like a creep who is trying to get her drunk, it simply emphasises that you are a generous soul willing to spend a bomb on a person you probably met for the first time !
Have u ever heard a woman go "I love his stingy ways"?
I think you got your answer.
Has the fire in your relationship died down? Maybe you lost interest in your partner months ago but was just too inconsiderate to talk about it.
Do you feel hopeless, as if there is no exit out of this endless mundane cycle?
Are you eyeing another individual but way too lazy to put a stop to your current relationship because it's "comfortable"?
If you have answered YES to any of the questions above, you have came to the right place!
These next few tips are beneficial in allowing you to feel less of the trashy human being you are!
Your partner may not be accepting of this idea initially but remind them that relationships are about gives & takes and they shouldn't be such a prude.
If your partner questions you about your sudden change of heart, you can use some of the following excuses.
-I went on a sabbatical & it hit me that I am not ready
-I was never serious about this, you were too oblivious to it
-I'm too young to be tied down
-Why commit when you can try the other flavours!
The list goes on and on but always remember to defend your selfish ways first!
Getting milk at 2am and no questions? Damn right son.
Always remember to enhance the problems you face in the course of the whole relationship, so it gets so bad cheating is the only option left !
And these are the few tips that talked me out of guilt and also helped me pull off the almost perfect crime ! Hope it helps you too!
Single and not sure how to mingle? Are you accepting the fate of becoming the next crazy cat lady? Not sure why your Grindr profile isn't luring that cutie you got an eye on?
These sweet tips and tricks are gonna make you reevaluate what you once thought made you attractive and reject that lie about the importance of your personality or just realise that no one gives a shit about "inner beauty".
#1. Emotional Baggage
If you are familiar to the sitcom How I Met Your Mother, you would have probably seen the episode where Ted realises he has baggages which they would tarnish relationships. This episode is "The Wedding Bride" and it introduces us to the concept of emotional baggages, it is where by your future actions or decisions will be affected by whatever has happened in the past.
Why would anyone find this trait attractive if it's only going to affect you negatively you might ask. Well, the only way one can have a baggage is by going through it for him or herself, this shows that you not only have experience but you are also a nostalgic person, always looking back at his or her life events! Now who can deny experience is a turn on ;)
#2 Bringing your ex up in everything
Does this irk your man? Does even mentioning the name of your past lover make your bae cringe? Has those consequences cause you to take a one way ticket on a guilt trip?
Many friends and family would tell you that this action is one of the most annoying thing you could do to your boyfriend. They will say that he would be hurt that you aren't over your exes or might even have feelings for them.
Now this is where they are wrong, you aren't harbouring leftover feelings for them. When you bring up your ex, it is not only an act of reminiscing, you are also reminding your current man or possible suitor that you had options and you still might have. This would then conjure some sense of competition within the guy you are interacting with, they will perceive you as extremely desirable!
#3 Actually Taking Advice From a Fictional Site
Never really openly admitted your guilty pleasures about spending a good hour on the toilet seat just jumping from articles to articles on Thoughtcatalog or Elitedaily? Be it about how your lover acts as a certain horoscope or more if they drift to a more risqué topic, we have all once heeded the wordy advices.
But those sites are just way too common, men know all those tips and tricks. A fictional site? Now that's something to wow him. Not only is this far away from the mainstream, but he most probably hasn't seen any of these articles either! Hence, whatever wisdom you derive from this site or others are uncommon. If this doesn't show how much of a special individual you are, I don't know what will. (;
Are you discouraged from not getting any matches or responses from those cuties you're trying to get into bed with tonight? Not sure what you're doing wrong? Be it male or female, here are some sweet tips on how to stop being a loser and actually have some game for once.
Are you expecting prince charming to sweep you off your feet and propose to you at the foot of the Eiffel Tower? Are you secretly wishing to meet a perfect girl your parents would be beaming with pride when they meet her? Yeah no this isn't how online dating works.
Remove every single aspect of self respect, set really minimal requirements. A good way to go about this is to just open up (pun intended) to every single person expressing a slight interest in you.
This way, people would know that you are a simple being, not some extravagant dreamer. You would appear more down to Earth and not pretentious. Who could miss such a deal like you?
Is your profile filled with details about your preferences? Are you one of those people who shares way too much information about your personal life? STOP IT RIGHT THERE.
NEWS FLASH, NO ONE IS IMPRESSED. If we were, we would track you down one way or another.
Face it, your ordinary life isn't that fantastic, you need a little "garnish" in it.
Don't get me wrong, it isn't lying if you put up a fake profile, this is just another method of finding out who is the real dumbass here. If someone actually believes he or she is gonna go on a date with Channing Tatum is real idiot. It's never your fault, if they get mad at you just blame it on your insecurities (as if they exist you narcissistic champ! ) .
Try your best to use your phone while at a meeting, eating, showering, pooping, before sleeping, after waking up or even better, use it at the midst of a date !
The last suggestion is by far the most effective.
Why? Your date would be able to infer that you are such an open and honest individual, so accepting of others you wish to meet each and evert available desperate singles around! It's a given that it is a bonus if they leave, this means you can go ahead and just ask out that hottie you have been chatting with for the past 10min of the date ! Such a win-win situation no?
Admit it, we have been in that position before. Meet heaps of tinderellas, great endless sex, until one day, you randomly decide to be more than friends with benefits with one of them. But wait, that means I have to drop all my other available booty calls....OH THE HORROR.
Paranoia hits you harder than the blunt you just had an hour ago, WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND IS ON HER PERIOD, THAT MEANS NO SEX FOR....A WEEK? OH MY GOD. WHAT IF SHE FLIES BACK HOME?? I WON'T HAVE ANY LOVE FOR 2 WEEKS AT LEAST. OH FML.
Here I am to tell you, calm down there is a simple way of handling this, BY DISCARDING EVERY LAST BIT OF CONSCIENCE LEFT IN YOUR MORAL COMPASS! Life is too short for sensible choices and taking the feelings of others into consideration! After all, who really wants commitment? So let's get started.
My 9 tips have never failed anyone and I wish you best of luck!
For those who haven't heard of this phenomenon, Tinder is a rabbit hole where your hopes and last remaining dreams go to die.
Launched in 2012, it was originally targeted towards colleges and was awarded Best New Startup in 2013. Tinder accesses your Facebook profile to gather various basic information like your age, profile pictures, interests etc. With these information it then pours endless amounts of possible candidates based on the geographical location, amount of mutual friends and common interests.
When the profile of a possible candidate appears, the user can either swipe left (which is to reject/pass) or right (to like). If both parties have swiped right, they will match and would be able to message each other. It is fast, easy and thrilling as it is almost like a gamble.
But most of the times users would just swipe right on the person they find hot and attractive, doesn't that make us shallow? Tinder has an underlying bad reputation of an app purely for hookups and pretty much just for people looking for that one night stand. It isn't surprising when the first thing we think of when we see a potential match is "I wonder if he/she good in bed".
who's the one to blame then? Us or the social media?